Who is large marge

Since kids don't have jobs unless Nike decides it needs some more shoemakers , they would find other ways to experience the horrors of life. Maybe when you were a kid you enjoyed trying to catch deadly black widow spiders and poisonous snakes, something nobody in their right mind would do as an adult except the crocodile hunter, but he's missing that thing we call "sanity".

Doing things like this are all scary and exciting and stupid, but you at least have some idea of what you're getting into when you try to put your hand on the hot stovetop for "just a second". But sometimes You don't have time to prepare for it, it just hits you and you're lucky to still be breathing when it's finally over.

This happened to me when I was a kid, and I never saw it coming. If you haven't seen this movie, leave my web site right now. Pure genius. He dressed better than anybody we had ever seen; a tight gray suit that was one size too small and a schnazzy red bow tie. Eat your heart out runway models! Here was an adult that was still living just like a kid; he didn't appear to have a job, but he had tons of neat gadgets and goodies Pee Wee loved his bike more than life itself, so when it got stolen, he was determined to do whatever it took to get it back.

This set the grounds for "Pee Wee's Big Adventure", a wacky guy getting into all kinds of mischief in order to find the coolest bike on earth. A story like that had ever kid instantly mesmerized. But how were we to know?? The movie was going along just fine until the mood of the film changed. Pee Wee was left out in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the night.

He had nothing but his goofy hitchhiker's sack with red polka-dots all over it. It was completely silent until off in the distance two headlights appeared through the fog. Now by this point, you stopped eating your overpriced movie popcorn. Something was definitely wrong. You could feel it creepy towards you, but you had no idea what the hell was coming. So the headlights drew closer, and soon you could see that it was a large truck. Like the wacky innocent loon that he was, Pee Wee stood right in front of those headlights and waved until the truck came within inches of him before stopping.

Pee Wee had found himself a ride, but at what cost? Pee Wee hops into the truck and thanks the old woman behind the wheel for the lift. She doesn't even respond or look at him, she just starts driving the truck again! Even a happy-go-luck guy like Pee Wee could tell something was wrong with this. I mean, how often does a person come in contact with a guy like Pee Wee Herman and not react to him at all? Most people look at Pee Wee with wonder and amazement No siree.

Her name was Large Marge, played by Alice Nunn. She had brown, gray, and white hair that stood straight up! It was if the Bride of Frankenstein had graduated from trucking school and was now picking up hitchhikers.

In a weird way, she kind of reminded me of my aunt Still, every time I visited my aunt after seeing this movie, I couldn't help but think about Large Marge. Large Marge: One Scary Lady. Then without warning, she started to speak. On this very night I saw the worst accident I ever seen There was this sound Like a garbage truck! Dropped off the empire state building! And when they finally pulled the driver's body From the Twisted It looked like Yes sir That was the worst accident I ever seen I hope that making the above text red added to the terror If you hadn't already pissed in your pants, you were at least hoarse from screaming in terror that first time you saw Large Marge transform into a hideous, big-eyed, tongue-lashing, freak fest!

God how I hated that voice of hers Then, all of a sudden, she turns to look at Pee Wee and presents us with the scariest piece of claymation any of us have ever seen:. Wait, Large Marge was only supposed to be 37?!?! She died in , three years after Adventure came out. Also, fun fact: Burton, who gave it a loving handmade quality, only directed it because the film he was going to make as his debut, the dark comedy After Hours, wound up being helmed by Martin Scorsese.

On this day of remembrance, I'm not gonna lie. The Large Marge scene in PeeWee's big adventure fucked me up back in the day. November 12, by: Aaron Williams Twitter. November 11, by: Wongo Okon. November 9, by: Zac Gelfand Twitter. November 9, by: Wongo Okon. November 9, by: Carolyn Droke Twitter.